Pop that cyanide into that damn guy's mouth.
BoL (Bored of life Guy): Hey Sajith… u never serious about life right
me: huh!.. ahem.. whats the matter? Chomp… chomp… chomp… (had a big piece in my mouth)
Met this guy in a local pizza center…. Hostel days … Pizza hut was a luxury during those times…
This I-mug-up-everything-that-doesn’t-make-sense guy comes to me and offers to give me a piece of his mind, Now, why in the hell did he feel like that? Beats me.. me not a kumbh ke mele mein ghooma hua bhai of his .. not atleast by the way he sees life and me mine and we share that Hi-bye relationship in the college.
BoL: boss.. look at the way u waste your life. When is the last time you held a book in your hand. Exams are just round the corner. Its September and just 7 more months to go. ( Now whts up with this guy I wouldn’t have said this to anyone whose exam is just 7 hours away.)
Me: Dude… its September and 7 more months to go …and u sit the whole day study, don’t even have the time to see the latest mallika sherawat movie, when was the last time you saw the pot in the loo? Shame on a creature like you.
Boss ! enjoy life, freak out a little. Go out on long rides. This is the time, You wont get it again.
BoL: yaar mein uss type ka nahi hun! Mere mom dad hai ghar mein (as if I am born and brought up in an orphanage) behan hai , uski shadi karana hai , yeh karna hai who karna hai.. uska who karna hai… … … karna hai……… … .. . . . . . karana hai….
(by that time I had finished my 12” pizza… trust me at that time I had an amazing appetite 12” inch was nothing)
There goes the typical I-have-Angelina-in-my-arms-but-I-am-not-happy kinds and his saga of whom he wants to look after and his uncle’s brother’s wife’s son’s marriage’s expenses he will jot down.
Me: lekin yaar … Your dad runs a finance firm and must be having about 5000 shares in Reliance.
BoL: huh! Yeah… toh bhi yaar… life is not easy… see this is how life works. Its divided into two halves. If you enjoy the first half then you suffer the next half but if you suffer the first half then you will enjoy the second half.
Now, what was that about half life enjoyment and another about sufferings. How did he come to such a conclusion and the way he thinks. He should be recruited in the FBI as a third degree torture expert and the guy would end himself with a cyanide before saying anything. Fortuanately I didn’t have any with me at that time and vowed to carry it with me and pop it into his mouth the next time I see him and reduce the number of sucide attempts rather than me ending myself.
Well chodo…. Its his way of thinking and mine is different, but still do disagree with his funda of life of if and else…
if 1st half enjoy then 2nd half suffer
else
if 1st half suffer then 2nd half enjoy;
These entire if and else and I-have-Angelina made me hungry and had to order another 12”. Damn those guys who make me hungry with those stupid ideologies of life and make me gain weight.
posted by Sajith at 10:15 PM
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